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J.A.R.V.I.S Just A Rather Very Intelligent System · Old Man Snark

CLAUDE API

SHOPIFY

GMAIL

ETSY

GELATO

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Copy & Content Module

SYS-COPY-001 · GEORGE v1.0 · ACTIVE

» JARVIS INITIALISING...
» LOADING OLD MAN SNARK BRAND CONTEXT...
» GEORGE PERSONALITY MODULE: ONLINE
» SHOPIFY CONNECTOR: ACTIVE
» GMAIL CONNECTOR: ACTIVE
» KLAVIYO CONNECTOR: ACTIVE
» ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
» GOOD. NOW STOP STARING AND ASK ME SOMETHING.

GEORGE ›

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Active Alerts LIVE

⚠ Google Search Console: Breadcrumbs structured data issue on oldmansnark.com

⚠ Shopify: 0 sales in last 30 days. Klaviyo flows not yet active.

◈ Gelato account not yet opened. Wall art launch pending.

◈ Faire: 3 follow-up emails require a decline response.

✓ Welcome email sequence: 3/3 drafted. Ready for Klaviyo upload.

Home ETA 04 JUN

▸ 04 Jun — Land. Setup PC.
▸ 05 Jun — Open Gelato. Record video.
▸ 06 Jun — Edit + publish. Klaviyo live.
▸ 07 Jun — Order samples. Wall art listings.
▸ 08 Jun — Review. Schedule content.
▸ 09 Jun — Depart again.

Platform Status

● Shopify — Connected
● Gmail — Connected
● Klaviyo — Connected
● Canva — Connected
● Etsy — Manual
● TikTok Shop — Onboarding
● Gelato — Not connected

Infrastructure

● GKM Mini PC — Online
● WD Cloud 4TB ×2 — Online
● Home Server — Recommend Pi 5
● Voice Clone — Pending recordings

Mode

SYS › GEORGE ONLINE · BRAND CONTEXT LOADED · AWAITING INPUT

MSGS THIS SESSION: 0
CONTEXT TOKENS: 0

JARVIS v1.0